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“Yes, I’ll have one order of the grilled macaroni please. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T SERVE THAT!? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS VERY ESTABLISHMENT!? THIS IS NOT A MACARONI GRILL! THIS IS A GRILL OF LIES!”

xylophonetics asked - "I saw Hot Topic has more Hipster Ariel shirts in stock, do you get any royalties from that or am I being a naive dum dum?"

I get nothing from them selling those.

hahahahahahahaha

*weeps into hands*

I am poor please send me some free shit.
The results of my juice cleanse are finally starting to show!
gpoyw
Get on my face.

huh?